Charles Manson the barber, remote dream by Bill
I dreamt that Charles Manson had been released from jail and that during his 40 years in captivity he had gotten his barber certification.
I worked for a large corporation (much like I really do) and the corporation was really into a new feel-good program for prisoner rehabilitation, and we had hired Charles Manson as an on-site barber.
Everyone was all freaked out about having the guy so close to their head with scissors, so I made a big speech in front of the whole company about how safe it would be, and I offered myself up as the first haircut.
The cutting was to take place in a large auditorium, with a guard on the stage and with an audience watching.