Grandma subdues pirates, by Paul
Big swashbuckling scene, three musketeer looking guys with long hair and mustaches jumping around fighting pirates with swords. The pirates were real bad guys, gristled and dirty with bad teeth, but they were really good with the swords and it looked like maybe they would win. I knew that if they won then everyone else on the ship would be killed.
Then my grandmother came out of the cabin and started bustling around and every body sort of stopped, as if it had been me and my cousins as kids play fighting. We all sat down and ate sandwiches.